Losing at Heads-up poker to a complete noob

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 I was playing a $25 heads-up game online at the early hours of the morning. This guy was really active in the chat. One of the real annoying types….”I’m the best, you’re a F**** B*****,yack, yack, yack.” I just ignored the moron. It’s not going to bother me. So a few hands in, I’ve tried to play. He’s just been all-in, so I decide to sit back & wait for a hand to take him out. No point calling, he just goes all in after I put any money in the pot.Finally I land pocket KK. That’ll do, so I flat call the hand…..yep you guessed it, he goes all-in, so I call him. He has 10-6 off-suit. What happened next was just annoying, he lands his 2 pair, wins the game. I just type in GG (good game) while he must have been typing, you’re a F**** B****, I’m the F**** Best.

Yes, I suppose I could report him for his language, but it’s no big deal to me. He hardly stuck me as a player who even knew how to play heads-up poker, so I put him on my friends list. Track him down & take his money off him anytime I see him at the table, easy money. So I check HU tables, no sign. I look at his registered tournaments. He is registered for a few $1 tournaments. I checked again today, same thing.

Conclusion from this, I’ve just lost by a complete fluke to a complete ignorant & arrogant moron & probably doubled his entire bankroll in the process…GRRRRR. I highly doubt I’ll see him at the $25 tables again & when he is, someone else will probably get the pleasure of busting him.

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